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Bewildering Stories

Bewildering Stories Editorial

by Jerry Wright

"How Can You Be In Two Places At Once..."

"When you're not anywhere at all?" so asked the Firesign Theatre plaintively back in the early 70s. Hmm. Well, that's really interesting, but guess what? It's midnight, I have to work in the morning, and so I'm just going to leave this hanging. "What WAS he going to talk about???" "I dunno."