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The Faculty at Ghost Academy

by LindaAnn LoSchiavo

Elite instructors here will guide your path
To greatness. We’ve hired Faulkner, Hemingway.
Our playwrights will get your work on Broadway.
Do you aspire to be another Plath?
We’ll introduce you; Sylvia’s on staff.
Let ghosts who’ve made their name in letters sway
Your publishers with marked advanced acclaim.
Compare our rates to others. Do the math.

The afterlife was boring. Now they’re here
At Ghost Academy, where you’ll succeed
In writing ten bestsellers — or Macbeth,
Collaborating with the real Shakespeare.
With spirited assistance guaranteed,
Your books will earn a living after death.


Copyright © 2021 by LindaAnn LoSchiavo

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