The Peduncle

Oh, have you seen the peduncle?

Is it grey,
is it pink,
is it white,
is it blue?

Does it live in a bag?
Or perhaps in a shoe?

What is it, this horrible peduncle?

Is it peanuts,
Or popcorn,
Or chips,
Or food?

Does speak loudly and brag,
Or sit quiet and moo?

Oh, what should we do with the peduncle?

Is it big?
Is it small?
Is it old?
Is it new?

Please tell me, o mysterious peduncle,

What
are
you?!