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In reply to Sherry Gray's letter in our Jelluary 2002 issue...

Sharon,

1. Publish the lawn storie in a mainstream market. Maybe some quirky woman's magazine?

2. I might be interersted in your hottie neighbor. Just a little concerned if she's screwing all those he-man SWAT dudes. Is she only into the super-muscle set? I'm 5-8, good-looking (well my gf's and sisters say so...I'm not really into guys!), medium-physique. I only wear my uniform for reserve duty and weddings and formal dances.

—Anonymous

The author replies...

Sorry, she's taller than you are and doesn't go for men under 6 ft. Sounds like you shouldn't have much trouble finding a date, though.

—Sherry Gray

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